Long John Dreaper - Vape T-Shirt - Steam Pirates

No one ever knew with absolute certainty where Captain Long John Dreaper came from. Some, the less inventive, claimed that he was a child of sailors, while others imagined him to be the product of a happy marriage in the far East. What everyone knew for sure, however, was that the Captain knew his business when it came to smoke, steam, scroll weapons and command.

For these reasons, the most credible hypothesis had the trappings of treason. There were whispers that the Captain might have once worn the costume of the dragonriders of the Ashes army. The most daring went so far as to suggest - never to his face, God forbid! - that he had taken part in the infamous smoldering of the ancient capital. He was remorseful and, according to this theory, had torn off his officer's stripes to turn against his masters.

With his face permanently shrouded in the shadow of his tricorn, even his closest lieutenants have never seen anything of this great strategist other than his headband, his beard, and a mischievous smile that tells anyone with the temerity to look him in the face that yes, he will win this war.